I found this vaguely amusing. You will too.. especially if you live in Toronto. (taken from facebook)
You know you take the TTC when...- You cry of happiness at the sight of an empty bus
- You get mad when you go to the back of the bus and
someone ruins the empty seat, occupied seat, empty seat alternation and "have" to stand
- You get excited when you see a free one-person seat on the bus
- You know the Finch bus smells wierd
<-- ugh.. yep.. definitely....
- When you have to stand, you try and stand in the sweet spot at the middle of the bus where you can lean on the window
- When your phone rings on the bus, you get embarassed and talk softly on the phone so people can't hear yuor conversation
- You've seen at least one dumbass who doesn't know how to open the doors and you had to yell STEP DOWN
- You hesitate whether to leave the bus through the front doors fearing the bus driver will tell you to exit through the back doors making you look like a tard
- The 190 Rocket is the most convinient bus ever
<-- Aleksei should know this one for sure. =P- If you live past Neilson, your fucked
- You've used the TTC as an excuse for being late at least once in your life i.e. the bus broke down, there was an accident on the road, or the bus took too long
- You've developed ways to stop a bus on the other side of the road
- All your friends think you are so lucky when you have a Metropass
- When you have to transfer busses and you get off the first one, you cry when you see your other bus already leaving
- When the bus is full and the bus driver tells you to move back, no one ever does
- If you have to stand and your the only one standing, you stand by the back doors
- If your bus is leaving and you decide to run for it, and DON'T make it..you start to walk and try to play it off as you weren't trying to catch the bus but you see everyone on the bus looking at you.
- You just know the fares will rise again
- You were angry at the designs of the last bus ticket
- You walk to the stop before the one you usually take, hoping the bus wouldn't be as packed
- When you are with your friend on the bus and they go to the back doors to leave, the bus happens to stop at a red light and the stop is on the other side of the light, so your friend is awkwardly standing on the stairs to leave
- When your in the two seater, you get angry when a person sits beside you
- When your in a two seater and have to get off, you get angry when the person beside you just moves their legs, expecting you to be able to travel through that tiny ass space
- When you have to pay your fare in a lot of change, you try to put the fare in the box as light as possible so no one else on the bus hears all the change
- You've had at least one diagreement with the bus driver in your life
- You get angry at the fact that there are so many Finch busses, but it's still always packed
- You know the lives of at least 3 random people on the bus because of easedropping
- You've fallen asleep on the bus
- You love how busses like Finch and York Mills run all night
- You know the bus schedules are never right but still look anyway
- On the train, you've reached for a handle that you didn't notice wasn't there
- You've done chin-ups on the train
(hahah... boy have i got stories about this one. lol Darwin)- Youv'e noticed that the stop you have to get off at on the train usually feels like it takes the longest time to get there
- When your bus comes and it's packed as hell, and you have the time, you wait for the next one just to get a seat
- If you don't have to take the bus, it becomes the best day ever
- You try and use a transfer as a temporary metropass, and become paranoid whether the bus driver will make a scene and tell you to repay.
- You fantasize going to the station to get the immaculate January 1st, 12 AM transfer.
(OMG I WANT THIS ONE NOW!!)
- You let others who don't even look like you borrow your student card so they can get away with paying student fare
- You laugh at people when they miss their stop or struggle with the doors
- You sometimes use your transfer to take not only a second bus, but somemes a third and even possibly a fourth bus, just so you dont have to pay a new fare.
-when you have to give ur seat for an old person to feel good inside, only to have yourself regret it cause you're stop is about 30 minutes away
-(this one's by me) when you've fallen into at least one person's lap while riding the bus.
I love Toronto's crusty public transport. It completes me.
On another note, gig next week! =D
Also... I'm thinking of investing in recording equipment for my room, so I can work on my music more seriously.